Liverpool 1, Reading 3: Nobody watches the Watchmen

The tinkerers prevail as the Black Freighter reaches town.

A match dominated by Liverpool falls at the hands of the man with all the cards. Going all in with a pair of aces would not suffice. Penalties? We don't need no stinkin'...

How dominate you ask? 65% possession, a ridiculous 55% territorial advantage, and 322 passes to Reading's 127 with an 83% completion rate to Reading's 67%. Thorough domination.

Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
- Friedrich W. Nietzsche

In other words, I'm done with today's fiasco. Take pride in knowing not.

We're gonna win the league, we're gonna... win...

(No player ratings for this one, I don't really care to bother. Cheers.)