What's even more pathetic are United fans joking about Liverpool possibly signing the 32-year-old Cameroonian. Eto'o was just as good as Van Persie last year, but that would take intelligence to understand and I don't give the Manc mongoloids that much credit. Here is a comparison of their stats from last season:
npg90 | ap90 | gc90 | cc90 | pass% | sacc% | shot% | tti90 | gopd90 | gopd | |
Eto'o | 0.62 | 0.14 | 0.76 | 1.53 | 0.761 | 0.441 | 0.153 | 11.3 | 1.18 | 0.02 |
RVP | 0.57 | 0.17 | 0.86 | 0.97 | 0.767 | 0.339 | 0.161 | 10.5 | 0.40 | -0.15 |
Eto'o scored more non-penalty goals and created more chances per 90 minutes played. The most damning stat is their value to their respective clubs, Eto'o may not have been the 'world class' goal scorer he once was, but at least he didn't have a negative effect on his team's performance. Van Persie's -0.15 goals on pitch difference suggests he was detrimental toward Man United's winning efforts. Seems like the joke's on Man United as they are definitely going to keep a 31-year-old striker who is often injured and failed to help his side's seventh place cause last season. I guess it's good they won't be venturing far from home next season.